Timber Lakes Weather Website Privacy Policy

This Privacy Policy governs the manner in which the Timber Lakes Weather site collects, uses, maintains, and discloses information collected from users (each, a “User”) of our official website: https://timberlakesweather.com (“Site”).

Personal identification information

We don’t collect nothin’ personal, not even if you are Justin Bieber.

Non-personal identification information

We may collect anonymized non-personal identification information about Users when you interact with our Site. Non-personal identification information may include the browser name, type of device, and technical information about User’s means of connection to our Site, such as the operating system, the Internet service provider utilized, and other similar information.

Web browser cookies

Our Site may use “cookies” to enhance User experience. A User’s web browser places cookies on his or her hard drive for record-keeping purposes and sometimes to track information about them. User may choose to set his or her web browser to refuse cookies, or to alert him or her when cookies are being sent. If you refuse to allow cookies, please note that some parts of the Site may not function properly.

How we use collected information

Timber Lakes may collect and use User’s anonymized non-personal information for the following purposes:

  • To operate our Site
  • To display Site content correctly
  • To improve our Site

How we protect your information

Even if we had your information, which we don’t, we wouldn’t let anybody see it.

Sharing your personal information

We do not have, use, sell, trade, provide, or rent User’s personal information to others.

Third party websites

Users may find embedded content or other content on our Site that links to sites and services of third parties. We do not control the content or links appearing on those sites and are not responsible for the practices employed by websites linked to or from our Site. In addition, these sites or services, including their content and links, may be constantly changing. Those sites and services may have their own privacy policies and customer service policies. Browsing and interaction on any other website, including websites which have a link to our Site, is subject to that website’s own terms and policies.

Dispute Resolution

If you have a dispute with someone about our Site, be nice and resolve it without resorting to anger, swearing, or violence. Refrain from making things up about us on social media. Make your Mom proud and bury the hatchet. As a last resort you could try finding something else with which to entertain yourself. If you don’t like the weather in Timber Lakes, don’t come here. If you come here anyway, don’t go outside.

Changes to this privacy policy

Timber Lakes Weather may update this privacy policy at any time. Any changes to this policy are effective immediately upon posting such changes. We encourage Users to frequently check this page for any changes to stay informed about how we are helping protect any personal information we collect. You acknowledge and agree it is your responsibility to review this privacy policy periodically and become aware of modifications.

Your acceptance of these terms

By using this Site, you signify your acceptance of this policy. If you do not agree to this policy, please do not use our Site. Your continued use of the Site following posted changes to this policy will be deemed your acceptance of those changes. If you really value your privacy, we suggest you do not use the Internet at all, unless you are doing so on your brother-in-law’s smartphone whilst he is out trying to make America great again.

Contacting us

If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, the practices of this Site, or your dealings with this Site, contact us. However, please be advised we do not provide our contact information unless you already know who we are as that would violate our personal, personal privacy policy. 😎


Last Update

This document was last updated on September 26, 2022 by this guy.