Personal identification information
We don’t collect nothin’ personal, not even if you are Justin Bieber.
Non-personal identification information
We may collect anonymized non-personal identification information about Users when you interact with our Site. Non-personal identification information may include the browser name, the type of computer, and technical information about User’s means of connection to our Site, such as the operating system, the Internet service provider utilized, and other similar information.
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How we use collected information
Timber Lakes may collect and use User’s personal information for the following purposes:
- To operate our Site
- We may need your information to display Site content correctly
- To improve our Site
How we protect your information
We don’t let nobody see your information.
Sharing your personal information
We do not have, use, sell, trade, provide, or rent User’s personal information to others.
Third party websites
Users may find embedded content or other content on our Site that links to sites and services of third parties. We do not control the content or links appearing on those sites and are not responsible for the practices employed by websites linked to or from our Site. In addition, these sites or services, including their content and links, may be constantly changing. Those sites and services may have their own privacy policies and customer service policies. Browsing and interaction on any other website, including websites which have a link to our Site, is subject to that website’s own terms and policies.
If you have a dispute with someone about our Site, be nice and resolve it without resorting to anger, swearing, or violence. Refrain from making things up about us on social media. Make your Mom proud and bury the hatchet. As a last resort you could try finding something else with which to entrain yourself. If you don’t like the weather in Timber Lakes, don’t come here. If you come here anyway, don’t go outside.
Your acceptance of these terms
By using this Site, you signify your acceptance of this policy. If you do not agree to this policy, please do not use our Site. Your continued use of the Site following posted changes to this policy will be deemed your acceptance of those changes. If you really value your privacy, we suggest you do not use the Internet at all, unless you are doing so on your brother-in-law’s smartphone whilst he is out trying to purchase toilet paper.